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That’s another bonus! I’ll be able to post graphic special effects now!
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Pumpkin Carving Day!
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GARAGE GAMES
Apparently.
Games
HANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSSolitaireCLASSIC CARDSHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSGarage GolfTHREE-HOLE DUELHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSMini GolfTHREE-HOLE MATCHHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSShuffleboardQUICK MATCHHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
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OFF THE TOOLSMinesweeperQUICK STRATEGYHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSBlackjackPLAY CHIP TABLEHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSCasino Hold’emBEAT THE DEALERHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSThe Lost 10mmWORKSHOP ADVENTURETests & excuses
Garage Tests
QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONSARE YOU
MANAGEMENT
MATERIAL?ASSESSMENT 001
Questionable Qualifications
The original assessment of confidence over competence.
Take the test →QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONSHOW CLOSE
IS CLOSE
ENOUGH?ASSESSMENT 002
Measure Once. Explain Twice.
Find out whether numbers are helping or holding you back.
Take the test →QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONSCUSTOMER
RELATIONS
DEPARTMENTASSESSMENT 003
The Customer Is Almost Right
Turn an ordinary complaint into an extraordinary explanation.
Take the test →QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONSWHAT DOES
YOUR TOOLBOX
SAY ABOUT YOU?ASSESSMENT 004
Toolbox Personality Assessment
A thorough evaluation conducted without opening the manual.
Take the test →QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONSWHO APPROVED
THIS
ESTIMATE?ASSESSMENT 005
Under Budget. Overconfident.
Demonstrate the accounting skills that keep management employed.
Take the test →QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONSREADY FOR
THE BIG
REVEAL?ASSESSMENT 006
The Final Inspection
See whether your work is ready—or your explanation is.
Take the test →QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONSEXPLAIN
YOURSELF.
CONFIDENTLY.ASSESSMENT 007
Advanced Excuse Engineering
Earn recognition for solutions made entirely from words.
Take the test →QUESTIONABLE QUALIFICATIONSYOUR NEXT
PROMOTION
STARTS HERE.ASSESSMENT 008
Promoted Beyond the Toolbox
Find out whether you can turn one simple task into a meeting.
Take the test →Questionable decisions
Confidence supplied. Accountability optional.MY FAULT.Generate an excuse →
HOLD.
PROBABLY.Cast your verdict →
NECESSARY.
OBVIOUSLY.Cast your verdict →
THINGS
WRONG.Inspect the photo →
THIS GOING
TO COST?Make your estimate →
BREAK.
BAD IDEAS.Play a quick round →
Garage Tournaments
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OFF THE TOOLSPool Tournament100 ENTRY / 10,000 PRIZEHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSHold’em Championship81 PLAYERS / TEXAS HOLD’EMHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSGolf CupNINE HOLES / EIGHT PLAYERSHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
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OFF THE TOOLSMini Golf TournamentNINE HOLES / EIGHT PLAYERSHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSShuffleboard TournamentFIRST TO 15 / KNOCKOUTHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
OFF THE TOOLSGarage Darts301 / DOUBLE OUTHHTHE HAMMEREDHANDYMAN
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The Hammered Handyman has certified me: Qualified Under Limited Supervision
Supervision must be provided by someone who has not taken this test.
Garage logic score: 6/10 on Questionable Qualifications. Certificate 210A79B7A4.
Think you are more qualified? Take the Garage competency test.
Take the Garage competency testhammeredhandyman.com ↗I guess I should have studied lol
Did you take the course?
No course just the test. I didn’t know that you offered a course
I don’t 😄😄😄😄😄
Questionable Qualifications
I have developed a rigorous competency assessment. Five questions. No studying required. In fact, it may hurt your chances.
Take the Garage test, collect your certificate, and show us what you are qualified to do.
Personally approved by The Hammered Handyman. References will not be checked.
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Be careful using a grinder
That looks like going to take a bit more than a drink to get over. Careful with power tools I thought you knew better than that. Where are your safety glasses?
That’s another bonus! I’ll be able to post graphic special effects now!
Don’t waste your money on furnace filters!
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Today we’re changing a 3-way switch
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How to Use a Weed Eater… Until the Pressure Washer Takes Over
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The Hammered Handyman Installs New Kitchen Taps… What Could Go Wrong?
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I’ve Been Finding Breakers the Hard Way This Whole Time
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DIY Brake Job… How Hard Can It Be? 🍺🔧
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Three Things To Do Before Winter
The Hammered Handyman Official Logo Tee$39.99Helpful tips thank you. Furnace looks good as new maybe should go outside for a bit while the Clorox burns off lol
It got rid of my cold!
Hahaha!
Glad ya got a laff!
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The Door That Wouldn’t Close
Old Mrs. Johnson says her bathroom door is sticking. Probably too much door. She thinks the frame might be crooked, but if the frame’s crooked, that means her house is crooked—and I only brought the small sander. Should…
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ChatGPT Is Now Asking Me for Help
Billy says my methods are questionable at best, so he suggested I try ChatGPT for DIY advice. Fair enough. Old Mrs. Johnson had a loose towel bar. One screw. Five-minute job. Perfect opportunity to show what happens when…
Read more →Perfect repair 10 years or off the lot whatever comes first is what my dad always said and by the sounds of it you left so new job👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣 awesome to see you here buddy! You have the best comments. Let me know if you find any broken stuff! 🤣🤣🍺👍
With the world getting sketchy, I thought it was time to add security to the garage!
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Think your light switch is bad? The Hammered Handyman has a foolproof way to find out. Probably.
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You should clean your HVAC ducts before the cold weather hits. Naturally, The Hammered Handyman has a method.
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I Built an Audience on Rented Land. That Was Probably Stupid.
I spent years building an audience on social media. Then one day Facebook reminded me of a tiny detail I probably should have considered earlier: I don’t actually own any of it. Here’s what I learned—and why I’m…
Read more →Looking forward to getting emails from you with updates and still going to follow you on social media is what I get from the statement
Well, it’s still a tool. But I am developing a straight up comedy app for creators and fans. No algorithms. No corporate overlords.
A simple roofing job goes sideways when The Hammered Handyman climbs a ladder to take roof measurements.
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That looks like going to take a bit more than a drink to get over. Careful with power tools I thought you knew better than that. Where are your safety glasses?