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The Hammered HandymanVIDEO · 5 days ago

Be careful using a grinder

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The Hammered HandymanVIDEO · 1 week ago

Today we’re changing a 3-way switch

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The Hammered HandymanVIDEO · 1 week ago

The Hammered Handyman Installs New Kitchen Taps… What Could Go Wrong?

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Three Things To Do Before Winter

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The Hammered HandymanFROM THE BENCH · 2 weeks ago

The Door That Wouldn’t Close

Old Mrs. Johnson says her bathroom door is sticking. Probably too much door. She thinks the frame might be crooked, but if the frame’s crooked, that means her house is crooked—and I only brought the small sander. Should…

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The Hammered HandymanFROM THE BENCH · 2 weeks ago

ChatGPT Is Now Asking Me for Help

Billy says my methods are questionable at best, so he suggested I try ChatGPT for DIY advice. Fair enough. Old Mrs. Johnson had a loose towel bar. One screw. Five-minute job. Perfect opportunity to show what happens when…

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The Hammered HandymanVIDEO · 2 weeks ago

You should clean your HVAC ducts before the cold weather hits. Naturally, The Hammered Handyman has a method.

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The Hammered HandymanFROM THE BENCH · 2 weeks ago

I Built an Audience on Rented Land. That Was Probably Stupid.

I spent years building an audience on social media. Then one day Facebook reminded me of a tiny detail I probably should have considered earlier: I don’t actually own any of it. Here’s what I learned—and why I’m…

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The Hammered HandymanVIDEO · 2 weeks ago

A simple roofing job goes sideways when The Hammered Handyman climbs a ladder to take roof measurements.

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