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Alright crew,
It’s Friday’s Job Box Safety Meeting.
Today’s topic: Alcohol Storage Safety.
According to OSHA, alcohol should never be stored on a jobsite.
But according to Hammered Handyman field testing, the proper storage methods are:
1️⃣ Inside the job box labeled “Safety Equipment.”
2️⃣ Inside the cooler labeled “Concrete Samples.”
3️⃣ Inside the truck toolbox under the extension cords.
Remember…
Proper labeling is key.
If anyone asks what’s in the cooler,
you simply say:
“Hydration supplies.”
And if the safety inspector shows up…
Just hand him a clipboard and tell him
Billy is responsible for everything.
We’re lowering expectations… one project at a time.
Stay safe out there.
Or at least hydrated.
— HH 🔨