Alright crew,
Welcome to Monday’s Job Box Safety Meeting.
Today’s topic: Coffee Safety.
According to professionals, you should start the workday alert, organized, and fully prepared.
But according to Hammered Handyman field testing, the real procedure is:
1️⃣ Show up to the jobsite.
2️⃣ Stand around silently holding a cup of coffee.
3️⃣ Stare at the project until the caffeine starts working.
Only then should decisions be made.
Because without coffee…
Measurements are wrong.
Cuts are crooked.
And someone is definitely installing something upside down.
Remember:
Coffee is not a luxury.
It’s safety equipment.
We’re lowering expectations… one project at a time.
Stay safe out there.
— HH 🔨
P.S.
If your boss tries to start the day’s meeting before coffee…
That’s considered unsafe working conditions. ☕
