Alright crew,
Grab your coffee.
Or whatever is in that suspicious travel mug you keep bringing to the jobsite.
It’s time for the Tuesday Job Box Safety Meeting.
Today’s topic: Tools.
Now according to professionals, you’re supposed to:
• Use the correct tool for the job
• Maintain your tools properly
• Replace damaged equipment
But according to Hammered Handyman field testing, the real rules are:
1️⃣ If it kinda works… it’s the right tool.
2️⃣ If it doesn’t fit… hit it harder.
3️⃣ If it breaks… it was already broken.
Now some guys carry full kits with every tool neatly organized.
But around here…
If you can find something that does the job well enough…
You’re good to go.
And if it slips, strips, or snaps…
That just means you were committed.
Because remember…
We’re lowering expectations… one project at a time.
Stay safe out there.
Or at least funny.
— HH 🔨
P.S.
If you use a screwdriver as a chisel long enough…
it becomes one.
Daily Joke:
I asked the new guy to grab me a tool I’d never seen before.
He said, “What’s it called?”
I said, “If I knew that… I wouldn’t need you.”
