Alright crew,
Grab your coffee.
Or whatever is in that suspicious travel mug you keep bringing to the jobsite.
It’s time for the Wednesday Job Box Safety Meeting.
Today’s topic: Planning.
Now according to professionals, you’re supposed to:
• Review the job before starting
• Have materials ready
• Think through the steps
But according to Hammered Handyman field testing, the real rules are:
1️⃣ Start immediately… figure it out later
2️⃣ Make a cut… then measure
3️⃣ Realize you did it backwards
Now some guys take a few minutes to plan things out properly.
But around here…
We operate on a system called:
“We’ll adjust.”
Which usually means…
You’re about to do the same thing twice.
And if it still doesn’t work…
You just change what “right” looks like.
Because remember…
We’re lowering expectations… one project at a time.
Stay safe out there.
Or at least funny.
— HH 🔨
P.S.
If you have to redo it twice…
you’re just confirming your process.
