Alright crew,
Grab your coffee.
Or whatever is in that suspicious travel mug you keep bringing to the jobsite.
It’s time for the Wednesday Job Box Safety Meeting.
Today’s topic: Ladder Safety.
Now according to OSHA, you’re supposed to:
• Maintain three points of contact
• Ensure proper ladder angle
• Never stand on the top step
But according to Hammered Handyman field testing, the real rules are:
1️⃣ If the ladder wiggles… just wiggle with it.
2️⃣ If someone says “that looks sketchy” — they are now the ladder holder.
3️⃣ If you fall but land on the tool pile… technically that’s padding.
We’re lowering expectations… one project at a time.
Stay safe out there.
Or at least funny.
— HH 🔨
P.S.
If your boss asks what you learned at today’s safety meeting…
Just stare at him blankly until he becomes uncomfortable and leaves.
